I had the privilege of working with this new author on her new book Things Men Say.. It’s hiliarious, lively, and a great addition to any woman’s collection…

As a life coach is so amazing to watch my clients make their goals and ambitions come true…

“After a week being frustrated and powerless, I decided to take some action and start doing some of the things that were important to me, the same way I do with my clients. I made lists of things that were important to me in my work, in relationships with people, and in my physical, mental, and spiritual selves and began to reconnect with myself…”

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To read more, please view my online article here.

…i am a sucker for uploading photos to sites that give you a messed up look. my other photo fun post kept me busy for a couple days. this one is just as simple and just as much a waste of time.

yearbook yourself and get some bad hair – on the head and the chest, if you don’t already have some. you can choose looks from the early 50’s to the late 90’s.

i used the site to generate hideous pix and put together a nice image for my special guy to remember me by.

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…ok, so you’re shopping online and everything is redundant and overwhelming….

why not choose a site that has a plethora of ridiculous>wonderful>original>inappropriate>exhilirating items to inspire you?

as listed in dozens of popular mags, check out fredflare.com and peruse through hundreds of items that you’ve NEVER seen or thought of as a consumer.

some of our favourites include:

‘Stuff on my Cat Calendar‘, ‘Superman Tee‘, ‘hopping yodelling lederhosen‘, and’C-3P0 USB Flash Drive‘.

(….we also recommend using an automatic database application such as Wists to keep track of your redonkulous wishlist!)

Love Lynda & | Agent_Em |

| WHAT IF TODAY’S ADVERTISERS CREATED THE STOP SIGN ? |

…this is going to be a rant…
….this vid makes me laugh and cry with despair. this is a very accurate rendition of corporate decision makers – or lack thereof. the fact that it is similar to what i’ve been dealing with for the last four months, makes me want to put Agile in a headlock and strangle Wiki and Jira.
I f*ckin hate MS Project!

LOL – you can find more despair on thewallstreetfighter.com

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Just a random thought:

Ok so this is a little more of a rant than a post but.. people..when the seatbelt light is on when you are on an aircraft and the plane is bouncing around.. sit yo-self down, and buckle up.. dont get up and go to the washroom and have a verbal banter with the flight attendant about your righ to pee…. after all … it’s for your safety and for those around you…. thank you!

After flying in a turbulent flight from Toronto Vancouver on Sunwings yesterday I was so amazed at how many people don’t listen or pay attention to safety but have no problem paying attention to the details of their airline food… for $333 (with taxes, both ways, yes BOTH ways.. I  know!!!) that includes a full meal each way with pleasantville like flight attendants why the heck would anyone have the right to complain about their food being a little hot…. ahhhhhhhhhhh.. the human race continues to amaze me!

….there are many definitions for the term Douchebag:

A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.  – urbandictionary.com

They’re flexing in their skin-tight t-shirt, invading women’s personal space at the bar and going on and on about their goddamn promotion.  – cracked.com

the best site that i’ve found for Douchebag Research and visual index of Douchebaggery is www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

the site focuses on the definitions of douche as it applies to social situations with women…the mere existence of the phenomenon is constantly questioned and developed with categories, stories and commentary….such as:

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…there are really only two things that i shop for that gets my blood pumping…

> > > Boots and Glasses > > >

i love wearing glasses and having sweet stylish footwear….so, i was tickled when Leah C. posted a dandy link on Pownce that directed me to this amazingly dandy site. you can narrow down which styles you like by clicking and progressing to other collections of preferable shoes, eye wear and handbags.

…believe me…this is more satisfying than Zappos!

(:

Check out Modista… and happy trails…

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…in tradition of WTF Wednesdays, here is a vid that keeps coming back into my life and making me laugh. it’s crude and comical, but it’s also got staying power. cheers to mental marketing…

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ok……these 2 dudes were posing in their speedos at the beach. i watched them as they were striking matching poses – they’re like bookends! what possesses a hairy overweight balding man to flounce around in only a brightly coloured nut hugger? (is it a European thing?)

i barely have the courage to wear a bikini, yet these exhibitionists are bearing it all. (and what do men DO about the crotch spiders anyways? is there even a concern there?)

let’s just keep the rules straight – with a help from some experts:

The Speedo aka the budgie smuggler, dick tog, competition brief, bather, dick sticker, banana hammock or the grape cape was not designed for the normal male. (This post is directed toward men. If you are a woman who wears a man’s Speedo you are clearly not normal and need to cease and desist immediately!!!)  There are of course exceptions to every rule including this one. If you are a Normal Person who falls into any of the following categories Speedos are perfectly acceptable.

1. If you are a competitive swimmer and/or diver. This does not refer to you and your buddies racing at the community pool.

2. If you are a Lifeguard who is required to wear one. Yes. This actually happens in some countries

3. If you are David Beckham or you look like David Beckham. If you are either of those you are clearly not normal. You are a god. Call me sometime.

4. If you look anything like the guy in the white speedo above. Once again, you are not normal. You are a god. Please do women everywhere a favor and wear a speedo everyday!

If you do not fall into one of these categories please do yourself and everyone else a favor and refrain from wearing a Speedo, in public at least.

For more about this phenomenon, check out:

normalpeoplenews

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